Straight men use common words when chatting, no wonder girls complain about them



I often hear girls complaining about straight men, but many boys don’t really know what is straight about them, nor do they understand what makes girls complain about straight men, because many boys think that what they say and do is right. Not enough for girls to complain about. Below, the editor will share with you the common words used by straight men when chatting. After reading this, you will understand why straight men are complained about by girls.

1. Female: "Do you think I'm fat?"

Male: "This is an obvious thing, can't you feel it yourself?" (The girl's original intention was I want to be comforted by a boy, but when a straight man says this, the girl has no desire to reply)

2. Female: "My coffee has less sugar." (Because girls are afraid of getting fat)

< p>  Male: "Emmmm, how many grams of sugar do you need?" (There is no straight man thinking)

3. Men: "Aren't you cold if you wear so little? Look at me, how thick I am"

Female: "......"

4. Female : "I can't go home for the Chinese New Year this year" (Hurry up and make an appointment with me, I'm free and I have nowhere to go)

Male: "It's okay, it's good to celebrate the Chinese New Year in XXX" (Girls, is it okay? Do you just want to hear your simple comfort to her?)

Female: "..."

5. Male: "Is your aunt here?"

Female : "Well, yes"

Male: "Oh, I bought two ice creams, so I have to eat them all by myself!" (Girls will definitely want to punch you in anger)

6. Female: "If someone offered 1 million to buy your girlfriend, would you be willing?"

Male: "Of course not. How could you be worth 1 million? This is not Are you cheating?" (The correct answer shouldn't be that I won't sell it no matter how much money someone gives me)

7. Female : "Do you know why the mayfly is the luckiest insect?"

Male: "Why"

Female: "Because it celebrates its birthday every day, living and dying"< /p>

Male: "Then it also celebrates the festival day every day" (can it die if you agree)

Female 8: "Listen, there is the sound of the sea inside the conch"

Male: "What you hear is actually the sound of intracranial blood flow and air flow. According to the principle of physical resonance, when the vibration frequency of the sound wave is the same as the inherent vibration frequency in the conch, the sound intensity of the sound wave is the same as the vibration frequency of the conch. The amplitude will amplify and resonate. You will know when you go home and listen to the thermos." 9. Female: "If I have the chance, I want to go to the Forbidden City to see the snow!"

Man: "By the time you get to the Forbidden City, the snow has turned into mud all over the floor. Believe me,Nothing to see! ”

10. Female: “Wow, I really like the smell of sunshine on my clothes”

Male: “ That's actually the smell of the corpses of mites that were killed by the sun."

11. Female: "I'm going to put the little snowman I made in the refrigerator. It's so cute. "

Male: "However, according to the sublimation and condensation of ice, the snowman will freeze and deform, and it belongs to nature..."

To sum up: the words commonly used by straight men in chatting not only fail to make girls feel romantic or comfortable, but also give girls a feeling of pouring cold water, because straight men simply cannot get what girls want. If you are also a straight man, I hope. Learn more about girls’ thoughts and improve yourself!

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